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By theboz (Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 06:09:11 PM EST) (all tags)

There's lots to say, but no real time to post a real diary. I'm typing this on my laptop while pinned down on the bed by a five week old who feels that sleeping on me is more comfortable than sleeping on her co-sleeper.

Babies. They're better than monkeys.

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She's beautiful. by toxicfur (4.00 / 1) #1 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 06:16:23 PM EST

You're a very lucky guy, I think. Though I'm not convinced that baby orangutans aren't better. ;)
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Awwwwwwwwwww by yankeehack (4.00 / 1) #2 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 06:25:15 PM EST

so cute!!!!!
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sooooooooooooooooooooo... by clock (4.00 / 2) #3 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 06:29:33 PM EST

...oooooooooooo cute!!!

_{Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface}

awesome! by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 2) #4 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 06:29:46 PM EST

Does she by dev trash (4.00 / 3) #5 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 06:49:03 PM EST

bang her head on your shoulder before falling asleep? My niece did that and it was cute.

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: Sometimes yes by theboz (4.00 / 1) #6 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 06:52:42 PM EST

Usually it seems that she just has to make herself more comfortable, and the headbanging is part of that.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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glad y'all are having babies by R343L (4.00 / 1) #7 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 08:04:02 PM EST

That and my coworkers. That way I have a steady stream of "awww how cute" baby pictures and/or interactions.

Awwwwwwww.

"Like oceans of regret / All these questions rise / Will they drown with our mistakes / Or will they learn to fly?" -- Blackfire

Do I detect maternal instincts? by theboz (4.00 / 1) #13 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 12:06:03 AM EST

If you ever decide that you want one of your own, talk to me first. For every moment of cuteness and light, there are ten moments of screaming and shit flowing out of her anus like brown toothpaste while I am already in the midst of changing her diaper.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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: yes by R343L (4.00 / 1) #14 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 12:17:09 AM EST

but frequent infusion of other peoples' kids is sufficient to squash the urge.

"Like oceans of regret / All these questions rise / Will they drown with our mistakes / Or will they learn to fly?" -- Blackfire
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Ah by Phil the Canuck (4.00 / 2) #8 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 08:16:41 PM EST

Those days go too fast. Enjoy every second.

She looks comfortable! (nt) by ucblockhead (4.00 / 2) #9 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 08:37:04 PM EST

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She's beautiful, you're lucky by georgeha (4.00 / 3) #10 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 09:37:12 PM EST

I miss mine being so small, snuggly and willing to fall asleep on you.

: IAWTP by Phage (4.00 / 2) #16 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 03:44:20 AM EST

Happy memories of being up in the middle of the night with the bub on your chest and watching really bad TV. The Olympics were good because you got to see all the stuff they bdidn't trelevise in normal viewing hours.

Founder member Golgafrinchan 'B' Ark
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Happiness is a sleeping baby by lm (4.00 / 1) #11 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 10:41:18 PM EST

Especially if you're holding the sleeping baby.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic

Good for neurodevelopment by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #12 Sun Jun 17, 2007 at 11:03:19 PM EST

body contact = good

Plus, cute.

"I don't have time for martial law, I have to get to the gym!" zarathus

Dude, YOU ROCK. by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #15 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 12:25:29 AM EST

I mean, look what you made!

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.

My kids were the same way. by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #17 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:00:11 AM EST

It's kind of like MNS's 'covered in puppies' thing. Don't worry, she'll grow out of it, and you'll be bummed. BTW, my daughter is 13 and is now insisting on wearing bikinis -- one of which I even picked out for her. Do you have any recommendations for a light, short barrel, pistol grip shotgun I can get before she starts dating?
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou

Starts? by wiredog (4.00 / 3) #18 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:24:08 AM EST

She's 13 and not dating? Ummm. She's dating, you just don't know about it. It's "going to the mall with friends" or similar...

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}
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: Negative. Negative. Boys are still 'icky' by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #21 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 10:24:50 AM EST

at the moment. I'm more worried about next school year. After that, she'll go to a girl's high school... AND I'LL BE EVEN MORE WORRIED. There's always a boy's school just down the street. Mixers, semi-formals, formals. I shudder to think...
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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Saiga12 sounds (and looks) impressive by wumpus (4.00 / 2) #19 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:29:36 AM EST

but availability is iffy. Don't know if you can find one fast enough.

Wumpus

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Shotguns are so passe by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #23 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 01:08:17 PM EST

You'll need a semi-automatic rifle to take them out fast enough at range...

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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: But shotguns are classic! by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #24 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 01:42:49 PM EST

"She'll be ready in a minute. Come here son. Sit down by me." Start polishing shot gun barrel. "So, what are your intentions son?" Break barrels and sight through them -- at the boy. "When do you expect to have her home?" Receive time estimate from boy and draw cleaning rag through both barrels. "I'm sorry did I hear you correctly? When?" Drop a clearly marked small buckshot shell and a full slug into respective barrels and wait for an amended time estimate of 10:00 PM or earlier from boy "That sounds about right"...
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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My eldest is 17 by Phage (4.00 / 1) #25 Tue Jun 19, 2007 at 03:59:22 AM EST

When I see her, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Mostly I'm proud - and scared.

Founder member Golgafrinchan 'B' Ark
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Woo by joh3n (4.00 / 1) #20 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 09:03:41 AM EST

Tay

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Awww by hulver (4.00 / 2) #22 Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 11:19:50 AM EST

Sleepy baby.

(The best kind of baby ;)
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smart, pretty, sane. pick two - georgeha

How sweet is this...? by littlestar (4.00 / 1) #26 Tue Jun 19, 2007 at 09:09:38 AM EST

WAY sweet. What a beautiful little girl, she looks comfortable on you. I hope you enjoyed your first daddy's day squishing your little monkey.

They become more orangatany as they get older. Sebaby climbs and clings like a little monkey... it's not hard to see the evolution.
*twinkle*twinkle*

*littlestar.

that is totally awesome by theantix (4.00 / 1) #27 Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 12:56:59 AM EST

really.
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